Chistes malos del spam
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Wednesday
7 October 2009 18:15
Entre las técnicas mas refinadas para infiltrar el spam en nuestras filas acaba e aparecer una que me ha resultado muy curiosa, hacer gracia. Alguien deja un comentario en tu blog, le añade un chiste al final y, por simpatía, te dan ganas de aprobarlo. Pero si los apruebas, estás metiendo en tu lista blanca a los remitentes de esos mensajes y permitiendo que metan enlaces a sus webs de promoción de pastillitas azules (bueno, mejor dicho, granjas de enlaces).
Estos han sido los chistes malos que han llegado a los comentarios y que NO han sido aprobados:
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Why did the man put wheels on his rocking chair? He wanted to rock and roll.
Why did the garbage look sad? Because it was down in the dumps.
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What do you call a crazy blackbird? A raven lunatic!
Do Asians throw hamburgers at their weddings since American’s throw rice at theirs?
Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test? To see if she was his type.
Why is a bell obedient? It rings only when it is TOLLED!
Frankenstein: What is it like to be in a bottle for 5,000 years? Genie: It’s a JARRING experience.
Why do hurricanes travel so fast? If they traveled slowly, we would have to call them slow-i-canes
How many letters are in the alphabet? Nineteen. Because ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.
Why did the cannibal rush over to the cafeteria? He heard children were half price.
When should you use milk to irrigate your fields? When you are growing creamed corn.
